Gone But Not Forgotten
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Greetings! Another bit of 'fluff' to pass the day away...
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian.
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AMEN
The 'Ethnicity' of 'Jesus', divine comedy
Oct 5 2005, 03:14 PM
