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post Apr 1 2005, 01:18 PM
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Even the Golden Dawn knew of the ancient knowledge of the Squirrels, though this was never released to lesser initiates. I have in my possession an old Golden Dawn ritual grimoire detailing the original and (up until now) secret LBRP.

LBRP - Lesser Black-Squirrel Ritual of the Pentagram.

1. Touching the forehead, say Nuts.
2. Touching the breast, say Acorns.
3. Touching the right shoulder, say Walnuts.
4. Touching the left shoulder, say Almonds.
5. Clasping the paws upon the breast, say Lerriuqs. Facing East, use the index claw of the right paw, trace a large (Flaming Blue or Brilliant White) banishing pentagram of Earth. Charge it with Light by piercing the index claw through the center of the pentagram and vibrate "SYCAMORE". Keep the arm extended while tracing a line of white Light as you turn or move to the SOUTH. (Keep the right arm extended throughout; never let it drop.)

Facing South, trace another large bannishing Earth pentagram . Charge the pentagram as before by thrusting the claw, through the center of the pentagram and vibrate, "FIR". Keeping the arm extended, trace a line of white Light as you turn or move to the WEST. Facing West, trace again a large bannishing pentagram of Earth. Charge the pentagram as before by thrusting the claw, through the center of the pentagram and vibrate, "WILLOW". Keeping the arm extended, trace a line of white Light as you turn or move to the NORTH. Facing North, trace a large bannishing Earth pentagram. Charge the pentagram as before by thrusting the claw, through the center of the pentagram and vibrate, "OAK". Keeping the arm extended, trace a line of white Light as you turn or move back to the EAST. Facing to the East extend your tail and say, "Before me RAPHAEL" (Rah-fahy-el). Visualize before you the great Ninja Turtle rising out of the sewer. Behind you visualize another figure and say "Behind me BULWINKLE" (Buhl-win-Kel). See the Moose stepping out of the forest. See to your right another figure in fish net stockings and basque, Say "On my right hand Frank N Furter" (Fran-ken-fuh'ter). See a yellow mouse at your left, who rises up from the vegetation of the Earth. Say, "On my left hand PIKACHU" (Pee-car-chew). (Say) "For about me flames the pentagram, and in the column shines the sacred Acorn."
Banish thrice with Laughter.

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post Jun 19 2005, 12:22 PM
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That was cute friend! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif)

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post Jun 19 2005, 04:12 PM
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post Jun 22 2005, 02:04 PM
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Actually my friend I believe you are off. If you check the orginal Z documents of the Golden Dawn you will discover that you do not touch the breast and say Almonds during the performance of the QC. Rather you bring the light down the body pointing your finger to the floor hand over the gentails and vibrate loadly PEANUTS.
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post Jun 22 2005, 02:31 PM
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Did anyone try this ritual.

I may try it in a few weeks.
But i have some important stuff that i cannot skrew up right now, perhaps some angels might not have a sense of humor...


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QUOTE(Nero @ Jun 22 2005, 03:04 PM)

Actually my friend I believe you are off. If you check the orginal Z documents of the Golden Dawn you will discover that you do not touch the breast and say Almonds during the performance of the QC. Rather you bring the light down the body pointing your finger to the floor hand over the gentails and vibrate loadly PEANUTS.
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And also, in some versions, after you vibrate Nuts, and before you vibrate Peanuts, stop and pause at the center of your chest and vibrate S.P.C.A. , symbolising your Holy Guardian Agency (IMG:style_emoticons/default/uglyhammer.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wizard.gif)

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That is a really powerful ritual, meant for Adeptus Pecans only,
Until you have reached this level of conkers you would indeed be nuts to try it.

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post Aug 19 2005, 08:56 AM
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