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 This Is What Comes Of Music Today., SMH.
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post Aug 24 2010, 04:36 PM
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I Kissed My Girl Through The Phone And Now I Have Mono

So I was talking to my girl on a pay phone when I was in Chicago on a business trip and she kept telling me to kiss her thru the phone....so like a good boyfriend I did, I didn't care that there were a bunch of people around. Well now I'm back home in Orlando, just now getting over a case of mono. I knew I shouldn't have done it, on a public pay phone nonetheless, but I just wanted my girl to know how much I loved her, that's all. I mean she's been taking care of me and I just KNOW the sex is gonna be great once I'm not sick anymore, but that isn't the point I guess. Soulja Boy is a bloody wanker, hopefully people don't make the same mistake as me, well I guess putting my lips on a public pay phone wasn't too smart, but still.

-http://www.ventnation.com/vents/messages/725

Wow. I'm so horrified.

In the words of my home-boy Antoine Dodson, "YOU ARE SO DUMB!!! YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, FOR REAL!!!"


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