Freaky Post Surgery Dreams Options

I just had hernia repair surgery and I am having the freakiest dreams. I don't know if it is because of the anesthesia that they gave me, or that they cut me open, or the percocet that I'm taking for pain management. One of the dreams had a dog in in it however the dog had legs like a grasshopper. He even made sounds like a grasshopper. Freaky. Anyone else had similar experiences?

Last nights were even wilder. I was flitting around everywhere. One place was a murder scene in a school cafeteria. One of those with the stage in it. There was a detective there that was showing a pattern in that there had been hundreds of murders or accidental deaths in that room for the past 50 of so odd years. He had them written down in this little book with dates beside each death. There was a snakelike figure that was drawn on top of the dates that seemed to connect some of them. Then I flashed over to the bathroom in my old house. There was a figurine with a vagina sitting like a laughing buddha. I was with a friends wife and told her that whatever we did to the doll would be felt by the person. She said that she didn't know if she was comfortable with that. I told her that I could make her feel more comfortable with it and kissed her. Then I woke up. Its a weird ride but I'm enjoying it.