Ten Ways to Piss Off a Wiccan Options

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the 'One True Religion'.
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot deck.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the 'One True Religion'.
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot deck.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

11 Call them tree huggers.
12 Tell them about Jesus.
13 Show them the Bible verse "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
14 Explain to them that the 3 fold law is very obviously bullsh@t.
15 Tell them how Aliester Crowley invented witchcraft so in actuallity they are all phony.
16 Steal thier Horned God Idol and replace it with a vibrating dildo.
17 Say "Oh U are a witch? Thats totally weak."
18 Cut the pages out of thier Book of Shadows and replace the inside with The New Testament.
19 Spray paint "Witches are Bitch@s on thier mini van.
20 Take a dump on their altar and draw a big smiley face saying Jesus Loves U.