Timeless World Options

From what I gather time is meaningless in the astral realm. I was wondering then if you can spend what would seem like 50 years in the astral plane and come back to the physical plane a few minutes after you left your body.

Imagine what you could achieve if you could do that. Instead of spending your whole life reading and learning in the physical world you could learn the same information in the astral realm but only spend seconds in the physical world.

Is my theory on time in the astral realm way off?

Have you ever had any OBE?

Afraid not. I cant get past the meditation part yet. Ive tried loads of times to leave my body in the state between wake and sleep but never any luck. I used to be pretty good at watching myself drift towards sleep then pull myself out and let myself go back in etc.

Chronokinesis is the power to slow down or speed up your perception of time.

I often feel when Im on mushrooms that Ive slowed down my perception of time and my mind can react to everything with way more precision than usual. Everybody tells me I appear way smarter on shrooms and I feel it too. When talking to someone I usually have about 50 things to say and before theyve even finished what theyre going to say. I only need to hear about half of their sentences and I know what theyre going to say.

Also I manage to crack pretty funny jokes in nearly every situation. Brings out the comedian in me.