What Would It Take To Piss Off An Entity?, Just out of curiosity Options

In your dealings with the goetia, is there ever a time when something just turns them berserk?
How do they react to insults, disrespect and treating the whole ritual as a laugh?

I realize this topic has the potential to make me unpopular; (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tomato.gif) but if I ever get the chance to summon a goetic spirit, I don't want to screw anything up by accedentally insulting it.

Usually, when the more intelligent folks, entities, or whatever you're dealing with are vexed, they ignore, for ignoring is a sign of intelligence. But then we have some lower entities, and even more immature people; usually younger, who will do anything to win a battle which contains a futile victory in itself.

As for trying to piss off an entity, I say, don't, because you'd be 1) wasting time, 2) ruining your rep with them.

How to piss off a demon.

1. Hold it down and fart in its face.

2. Wait until it is in the middle of some long boring speech about how powerful it is and then jam your finger up its butt.

3. Tape the demons picture to your dogs butt. After summoning the demon walk your dog around back wards in front of the demon.

4. When it shows up patiently wait for it to stop screaming then say. “Well now aren’t you sweet!”

5. Throw Holy Water at it.

6. Slap it on the rump with your sword.

7. Stand there with a blank expression on your face when it comes time for the License to Depart. When it asks what you are doing. Say. “I was thinking about yo mamma.”

8. As soon as it shows up start eating the sacrifice that you set out for it.

9. Take its picture and a black marker. Draw in a mustache and a dress.

10. After it gets angry because you did one of the first 9 Say. “You know you are a real whimp compared to my mother in law.”

5. Throw Holy Water at it.

8. As soon as it shows up start eating the sacrifice that you set out for it.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Your post really did make me laugh out loud. Hilarious stuff.. especially #5 and 8.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/00000008.gif)