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How do I turn off that Damn TV!?
How do you usually turn off any TV? You find the remote and press 'power'.
Imo, your issue is really a hurdle for you to jump before you can leap over the next. The problem is you are having trubble finding the remote. I'd check under the couch coshions first, then, if it were me, I'd check the frig where I tend to wonder off to, often drunk late at night with the munchies. Finding the remote is one of those cache 22's where you look everwhere to find it and then after much furniture moving and frustration you see it lying in front of you on the coffee table just slightly hidden by a book, newspaper or porno mag.
To me it sounds like what is happening is that you are somehow imbalanced and what you are experiencing is a result of this. The hazing feelings, the "TV static", the theme of coperate news casters all seem to indicate some imbalance in yourself. It could be any number of things, and combination there of, that are causing this. So you turn inward to find the remote to your tv, not that you lost it down your throat or up your ass, metaphorically speaking you might check anyways. Do some introspection and consider your diet, your love life, relationships, work habbits and so on. Maybe all you really need is a good grounding or a vaccation. Meditation, self-reflection, journaling, are all good examples. Once you find your remote you'll have that "duh" moment and then all you have to do is hit power - or correct whatever is causing your imbalance.