Fact And Fiction Of Christianity, I need to understand the real truth about who I am Options

First off, it all started with a website called www.truejesus.org. It was a website about the Jesus Bloodline. They had a DNA test to prove if you're a descendant of Jesus Christ. The funny thing about it is that I passed the test. Ever since that day I had to put aside my childhood beliefs and take upon a conscious on things that are against my beliefs an try to put some of these things to the test in different ways. For some reason, I believe my guardian angel made me find this website and another website. I prayed alot to speak to my guardian angel to know about all the secret mysteries that have been kept from me in this world. I came across a website saying that their was a language called Enochian of which demons and angels spoke of. Other than that I heard and read that the man named Jesus is also Satan.( If someone says that's wrong then I'll except it). I also want to know if their is more than one god. The truth about the serpent in the Bible and the horned god. I wan to know who is the god that we should turn to and how can I speak to my guardian angels' Judhiel and Seheiah( I have a problem on pronouncing these names) by using Enochian language. I also wan to know if their is away to bend reality by using this butterfly effect of chaos or other ways. I found this website:http://freespace.virgin.net/ecliptica.ww/book/wishingwell.htm. I have all the time in the world to understand. Whatever you do if you anything that can get me back to heaven and all the right path then please post.

First off, it all started with a website called www.truejesus.org. It was a website about the Jesus Bloodline. They had a DNA test to prove if you're a descendant of Jesus Christ. The funny thing about it is that I passed the test. Ever since that day I had to put aside my childhood beliefs and take upon a conscious on things that are against my beliefs an try to put some of these things to the test in different ways. For some reason, I believe my guardian angel made me find this website and another website. I prayed alot to speak to my guardian angel to know about all the secret mysteries that have been kept from me in this world. I came across a website saying that their was a language called Enochian of which demons and angels spoke of. Other than that I heard and read that the man named Jesus is also Satan.( If someone says that's wrong then I'll except it). I also want to know if their is more than one god. The truth about the serpent in the Bible and the horned god. I wan to know who is the god that we should turn to and how can I speak to my guardian angels' Judhiel and Seheiah( I have a problem on pronouncing these names) by using Enochian language. I also wan to know if their is away to bend reality by using this butterfly effect of chaos or other ways. I found this website:http://freespace.virgin.net/ecliptica.ww/book/wishingwell.htm. I have all the time in the world to understand. Whatever you do if you anything that can get me back to heaven and all the right path then please post.

Oh Please... Test your DNA for the Jesus Bloodline... First internet 101 my son...

Let me act my age... I have been on the Internet longer then your journey on earth (this time anyway). Be safe always take anything on the internet with a grain of salt, actually have a salt mine handy. Treat it as No one and Noting is what it seems.

Vagrant Dreamer covered it very well.
We all view reality from a different angle. Here is a bit of how I have come to understand some of what you mentioned

DNA is in many traditions the teacher. It is almost universally depicted as 2 serpents usually inertwined, sometimes there is only one serpent. The staff of Hermes is an example. As it the serpent in the tree of knowledge. Interesting you mention both.

If you are speaking to "angels" maybe you could look into shamanism (with out drugs), I think you would find that ineresting. I have many entities and have talked to some of them all my life. You can also get a good idea of the heaven as you can visit the realm.

the whole Jesus thing:

First of all I do believe there was a Jesus, but also Krishna, Thoth, Apollo, Thor, on and on. I fairly recently got into the Ascended master concept. I stayed away because mostly in the west we start looking at them through the christian religion. Personally I have had my fill of Modern day Christianity, I get turned off. I have nothing but respect for a real christian, but you have to look very hard to find them. Any way, once you start to understand the Ascended masters who they were/are and their purpose it just makes more sense, than the religions that grew up around them. There are many many more then the usual suspects. Once you start to understand the fairy tales or religion make more sense.
They are very powerful, they don't like being elevated to gods, they have rules to follow and they have missions, jobs (what ever) to do. They are more team members with us if we chose to be on the team.

Any way, just wanted to add to the confusion. Look into the Ascended masters, I think you will find many answers to your question. Pick a tradition there are Ascended masters in all of them.

Just a thought... you will probably use the Net to look into the Ascended Masters (assuming you are interested in the first place), we are back to the beginning here. So I suggest Alice A. Bailey not easy to read but every sentence says something. Also http://www.blavatsky.net/ there is a lot of info there and even a free course sent by e-mail. What ever tradition I recommend the free course. I stayed away form this stuff when I was your age. There was too many rumors about these people. A chain of "coincidences" lead me to them, I read some of the material and find noting to support the rumors. Each tradition has something to teach none hold all the answers. I again have not followed this tradition but they put out good information. For me I find it both Logical and supported by experience.

So there is a good starting place, here is also good as you will certianly see reality for different points of view. No all will be your thing but there is variety here.

Want an interesting life follow the "coincidences" (there is no such thing by the way).

Vagrant Dreamer have you thought about a career as a diplomat?

Krell