Fact And Fiction Of Christianity, I need to understand the real truth about who I am Options

First off, it all started with a website called www.truejesus.org. It was a website about the Jesus Bloodline. They had a DNA test to prove if you're a descendant of Jesus Christ. The funny thing about it is that I passed the test. Ever since that day I had to put aside my childhood beliefs and take upon a conscious on things that are against my beliefs an try to put some of these things to the test in different ways. For some reason, I believe my guardian angel made me find this website and another website. I prayed alot to speak to my guardian angel to know about all the secret mysteries that have been kept from me in this world. I came across a website saying that their was a language called Enochian of which demons and angels spoke of. Other than that I heard and read that the man named Jesus is also Satan.( If someone says that's wrong then I'll except it). I also want to know if their is more than one god. The truth about the serpent in the Bible and the horned god. I wan to know who is the god that we should turn to and how can I speak to my guardian angels' Judhiel and Seheiah( I have a problem on pronouncing these names) by using Enochian language. I also wan to know if their is away to bend reality by using this butterfly effect of chaos or other ways. I found this website:http://freespace.virgin.net/ecliptica.ww/book/wishingwell.htm. I have all the time in the world to understand. Whatever you do if you anything that can get me back to heaven and all the right path then please post.

actually, according to some gnostic beieves, the serpent which its spoken in the bible its not really evil, its the giver of wisdom and understanding of good and evil, making us, humans, the true children of God, because we become Gods ourselves with the help of this serpent....but thats just acording to some gnostics, others dont think the same