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azareth
post Jul 6 2008, 11:35 AM
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Did anyone try evoking the centaur..?
if so please tell us about that experiment ..

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post Aug 29 2008, 09:34 PM
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Well... Call me a rotten apple for doing this, but here goes:

Consider this, you are a woman in ancient greece, trying to tell your lady friends about the guy you had fun with the last festival of Dionysis, Aphrodite, Pan, etc. You say he was top half man, and bottom half horse. Now, to the listener with a wild imagination, a mystical centaur comes to mind. But, to the listener of a somewhat more bathroom-oriented cognition, another half-horse humanoid idea comes to mind.

If someone invokes a centaur spirit, I believe that the most they will get out of it is either attracting a man with a rather large PENIS, or in the case of a man, to grow a rather large PENIS.

On second thought, maybe calling me an armchair magician will suit me just fine for this one.


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post Aug 30 2008, 11:34 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/yikes.gif) wow xeno...!!! my goodness, methinks you are trying to scare off the weak of heart! centaurs weren't all bad! yes...i know in mythology at least, they were considered aggressively lusty and virile...but that wasn't limited to a hard on. they could be philosophers as well as fighters. i think their kind of virility isn't just physical. i imagine trying to experience the centaur's will force would be worth a try!
surely the experience wouldn't be limited to a man maxing out his (IMG:style_emoticons/default/004.gif) lil buddy.

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