Envocation of Forneus Options

I recently performed two rituals to evoke a goetic spirit "Fornues" and my both atempts failed. Anybody know what's the reason; here's what I did. I began with a LBRP ritual and then start my conjurations. I did the 1st conjuration couple times nothing appeared, so I start reciting the second one, it didn't work either. The only thing I didn't do is "the bornless ritual". If anybody know the reason my conjuration isn't working, please let me know.....(IMG:style_emoticons/default/help.gif)
Your help would be greatly appreciated.....

LOL!
I know....lugging that Bloody Book around is a Real Pain...almost like wheeling around the Holly Bibble! Ooooh, my aching back!
I wasn't familiar with Judderman/Metz reference so I Googled it and was totally entertained by the commercial! What a hoot! The imagery was fantastic!
Sometimes the lightness of spirit is necessary to ease the cramping of a ponderous style. You just have to laugh at the absurdity of it all! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ac42.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/uglyhammer.gif)

EDIT: Sorry...I hadn't read Sleepymans post before responding to Mediocracy!
Sleepyman: I know what you mean.... Life doesn't always flow the way we think it should. Todays educational/academic models are really out of touch with reality in most cases. Only the few end up by being able to pick and choose their way in the world. The rest of us schlubs just waddle on, working our selves in a very unsatisfied state of affairs. We should all sit down and have a serious look around at our situation(s) and see just what we can do to better it....then LAUGH at the total assininity of the human condition! (refer to the statements and postings above) We must develop a sense of humor or the bad guys win! I know that this isn't much consolation... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/5.gif) My cliche' machine isn't functioning.

This post has been edited by bym: May 28 2005, 02:55 PM