Satyrs, heh Options

Horns, hooves, tails, talons, tentacles and massive testicals, what could these beasts really be? It's known that many children are spooked into believing that 'goat men' have something to do with the Devil. But there are legends of the satyr race that speak of them being songful, gentle, loving, and proud guardians of the forest. Always searching for beautiful women, spying on them from the bushes, timid to approach them. Hah! But then there are the legends of the satyr that speak of a man, just an astronaut, who traveled out to the planet Saturn to set up a methane refinery to become a fuel junction in interstellar travel. When it was discovered that you can ride planets and gain access points to low resistance gravities, in those days, men were still living on Mars. But the Satyr, who lived inside of Saturn, did not agree with this. A terrible war broke out, and that one man destroyed the Satyr WarShip with pure holy psionics.

But there are many conflicting stories. Some say that the Greys come from Mars, but they are an entirely different sort of being than a Satyr, I have heard and seen a picture that they have an alien skeleton.

The Satyr are supposedly a race who call themselves The Satan. They own the Earth, because they eventually took it in battle. But there are other races in the galaxy... and in other galaxies. So they kind of are actually The Devil. They enjoy making scum porno out of young human women, lying to gain control or power, abusing resources, limiting technology, creating whoredoms and magickal devildoms, and causing people to commit suicide.

So that's what I know about it. Not much point is there?

You, sir, are a horrible person, through and through, and are worthless and troublesome to the exclusion of all else. Please do us all a favor and kill yourself; I doubt if anyone would miss you.

Jesus! Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Jesus! Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

That made NO SENSE AT ALL. Clearly the connotations of words are incomprehensible for you, but that was an abomination to the english language. What did that even mean?!?!!

That made NO SENSE AT ALL. Clearly the connotations of words are incomprehensible for you, but that was an abomination to the english language. What did that even mean?!?!!

Every time I read this I start laughing and can't stop...MUHAHA