There was this spell beggar who I since have come to be friends with so I won't name,but once I describe his/her actions you'll know who it is.
They would PM in spam for begging for love spells,money spells,spells to get thier homework done,question on the prescision of how to do it,ask if I was sure it would work,go try it,screw it up,come back and blame the poor guy who tried to help them.
"I diddn't have any rosepetals so I used a daisy."
"Why do I have to face east"
"Will I go to hell for this?"
Anyway,I made the mistake of linking him to Void sanctum home,we deal with a LOT of resonations both spoken and astral,anyway....they start it all over again,but THIS TIME they take up the annoying habit of attaching 800x600 sigs with thier questions which came in the form of pages of spam.
Annoying.
So anyway this kid PMs me one day looking for a spell to make thier "intended"have sex with them.
I got your cure all lust/money/power chant right here kiddo!
Now say it out loud with Geno...
Owaa
TaJurr
KaYamm
Say it with reverence and feeling,the ancient godz of wisdom will eventually reveal a great secret to you!
It took them a week of chanting"Oh what a jerk I am" to a candle before it dawned on them what they were saying! (IMG:
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Oddly the experience changed them for the better and they began to study majick for THEMSELVES!
This post has been edited by GeNoCyDe: Jun 18 2005, 07:19 AM