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Ten Ways to Piss Off a Wiccan

+ Kinjo -	Dec 11 2004, 03:40 PM Post #1
Bu Kek Siansu Posts: 1,173 Age: N/A Gender: Male From: Parijs van Java Reputation: 5 pts	1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. 2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat. 3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!) 4. Pick up their gems for a closer look. 5. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife. 6. Witness to them about the 'One True Religion'. 7. Untie the knots in their cord. 8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look. 9. Play card games with their Tarot deck. 10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. --------------------

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fatherjhon	Jan 9 2012, 01:43 PM Post #2
Taoist Mystic Posts: 384 Age: N/A Gender: Male Reputation: 11 pts	Old thread but this just happened to me and it was too good not to post. The background is that I use a wood chest and narrow table as an alter and pack my things up into the chest when not in use. 20) Use their alter to prop up a bookcase so they can spray paint it, because "I was decorating, and you didn't need this old box anyway". -------------------- Cosmic consciousness is devoid of diversity; yet the universe of diversity exists in notion.... We contemplate that reality in which everything exists, to which everything belongs, from which everything has emerged, which is the cause of everything and which is everything.... The light of [this] self-knowledge alone illumines all experiences. It shines by its own light. This inner light appears to be outside and to illumine external objects. -Sage Vasishtha

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| Kinjo Ten Ways to Piss Off a Wiccan Dec 11 2004, 03:40 PM

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