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post Dec 11 2004, 03:40 PM
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1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the 'One True Religion'.
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot deck.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.


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post Jul 20 2005, 09:35 AM
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I'll give that a try if i happen to find any wiccans. But has anyone that has visited this page ever been very offended by this and left the site and never returned?


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QUOTE(The Black Devil @ Jul 20 2005, 10:35 AM) *

I'll give that a try if i happen to find any wiccans. But has anyone that has visited this page ever been very offended by this and left the site and never returned?

If they did, they are overly sensitive and may have a rocky road through life.


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| Kinjo   Ten Ways to Piss Off a Wiccan   Dec 11 2004, 03:40 PM
SlowLoris   How, pray tell, would you know?   Jul 21 2005, 03:02 AM
bym   Hence the title...Tongue in Cheek Magick, Black De...   Jul 21 2005, 06:02 AM
Athena   I have had 1,4,7,8,9 and 10 all happen to me, a...   Jul 21 2005, 07:35 AM
Athena   Dude, you need a new hobby or something. Ath...   Jul 21 2005, 07:38 AM
Radiant Star   A sense of humour is one of the most valued of m...   Jul 26 2005, 04:37 AM
Saintgeorge   You forgot to add, `ask them to tell your fort...   Jul 27 2005, 07:56 AM
GeNoCyDe   And spellbeg,then whine for hours if it dosen...   Jul 27 2005, 09:43 AM
9-2-2   1) Play Texas Hold'em on a grimy table with yo...   Jul 28 2005, 07:16 PM
Soror LVX   Smell all potions with wrinkled nose asking what o...   Aug 13 2005, 07:49 AM
Ashnook   A sense of humour is one of the most valued of m...   Aug 13 2005, 09:08 AM
gavriel   Are you kidding? i play card games with my tarot c...   Sep 4 2005, 11:02 PM
smasher666   1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. 2. Be ...   Jul 21 2006, 08:54 PM
babymystry   11 Call them tree huggers. 12 Tell them about Jesu...   Sep 8 2006, 05:14 PM
diana   i did 15. and 'witch' in question turned t...   Aug 15 2006, 01:53 PM
smasher666   i did 15. and 'witch' in question turned t...   Aug 15 2006, 03:36 PM
Goibniu   It is fairly well known that Crowley invented the...   Jul 26 2010, 08:40 PM
amongthehidden   11 Call them tree huggers. That's my official...   Jul 26 2010, 07:57 AM
☞Tomber☜   they shouldn't have their gear out to be seen ...   Aug 11 2010, 12:36 PM
7024   I would've done some of this if I haven't ...   Sep 29 2010, 01:53 AM
†§L£ÅŽ£!†   I have an ex-girlfriend who was wiccan herbalist (...   Sep 10 2011, 08:32 PM
Harkadenn   Hope on a broom and get a stick and shout out loud...   Sep 13 2011, 01:50 PM
fatherjhon   Old thread but this just happened to me and it was...   Jan 9 2012, 01:43 PM

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