Battle Of The Sexes!, No chivalry here! Options

Fight club, folks! Let's keep it in the ring!!

Let's start off with some background...
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And some music...

There we go!!

So, after seeing these whining women lamenting their woes with wailing and gnashing of teeth, I notice that they do so to the men. They say things about how women are better, how men are worthless, and just by being near them, they assail me with their negativity.

No more. It's time to show them where their place is. (IMG:http://workfarce.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/bitch_slap.jpg) Because I, too, can own this look of satisfaction.

Happily, I will remind every radical man-hater who invented their synthetics in their clothes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Frederick_Cross) (Crossreference: http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/22620) ,
who invented their cars (Karl Benz, Founder of the Benz Motor Dynasty),
their computers (First modern computer by John Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert of the University of Pennsylvania, WWII era),
radios (Nikola Tesla and Guglielmo Marconi),
Air Flight (The Wright Brothers!),
their cellphones (Reginald Fessenden with technology adapted from Nikola Tesla),
and every other medium they mean to use to spread their sexist anti-man lies.

Men invented the concrete and asphalt that made the roads (John Smeaton, 1756). A man invented the Alternating Current used in the powergrid to power your hair dryer and everything in our country (Nikola Telsa). Men made the factories and shops that manufacture and distribute their so-beloved purses (First ever true assembly line by Marc Isambard Brunel, 1801). Men made the equipment they enjoy music to, and dancing at clubs to (Harry Olsen and Herbert Belar, 1955 with the first electronic synthesizer).

Men amongst men.(IMG:http://www.myepicwin.com/thumbs/MLSZRNCREI2R/NVCVNF03GS7P/GTFO-Bitch-Im-Doing-Science.jpg)

Women? There is ONE off the top of my head that I always consider to be a paragon amongst women, that deserves my respect. Florence Nightingale. She had the bright idea to sterilize the medical equipment. Let me rephrase that:

The woman improved the human condition by cleaning. How about that. I don't recall ever reading anything about her denouncing men. Then again, I don't ever recall any man-haters ever improving humanity in the first place with their bitching.

That's my first swing. I'm not going to use my right hook just yet. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sport_boxing.gif)

This post has been edited by Xenomancer: Jun 25 2010, 11:33 AM

I voted MEN.But thats because I am a man in this life,in my next life I might be a woman again, and then I would vote in favour of woman.The question is Irrelevant ,ying&yang of the same coin.

Actually Ada Lovelace was the first to conceptualize the computer and in fact designed the first program....eat your words cheesebutt! You may recognize her philandering egotistical father: Lord Byron. No credit when standing in Daddy's shadow huh? And did anyone forget Madame Curie, who sacrificed her LIFE for her studies? And by the way....no one surrounding her valued her enough to award her with the proper recognition until well after her death. Instead her husband received the credit. That begs a question: How many inventions through out history were really a woman's?

I am by nature a feminist. I have to be. But I'm also a sexist. I believe that women are better than men but I can't say why. Of course, there are so many standards a woman has to fulfill before she receives credit. A man merely has to do well to be recognized...a woman has to do better, still doesn't get payed the same. So a woman HAS to be better, by nature, just to be considered equal. Thats how I feel. I don't blame it on men...and I also don't look down on men just because they weren't born with a vagina. Its not their fault. I also tend to get along more with men...so I guess I don't make a good sexist but there you go. There are exceptions to every rule. I am the first to admit when there is a man who is better than me. There will ALWAYS be someone better than me. Doesn't hurt my sensibilities.