Ten Ways to Piss Off a Wiccan Options

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the 'One True Religion'.
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot deck.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

1) Play Texas Hold'em on a grimy table with your grimy friends... with their tarot cards!
2) "Why's my altar cloth smelly?!" "Well, it's YOUR fault you forgot to buy toilet paper..."
3) Use their magickal herbs to spice their dinner.
4) Shave their cat familiar.
5) Use their athame as a toothpick. Yeehaw! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/13.gif)
6) Mow their herb garden.
7) Tailor their expensive robes into a two-piece set: shirt and pants. "You shouldn't wear pajamas all day!" (I actually was told this by some tard)
8) Pass out drunk on their altar. Pre / post vomiting and urination, whichever you choose.

... actually, now that I think about it, these are the things that would piss ME off if it happened to me... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif)