The 'Ethnicity' of 'Jesus', divine comedy Options

Greetings!
Another bit of 'fluff' to pass the day away...


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian.

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.
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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
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AMEN

I thought jesus was originally brought up islamic?

That's what the wiccans are saying anyway..

The jewish are shaking their heads at this but care not to worry too much as they have chess games to finish.

The catholics are too busy recruiting "real" catholics to care..
and don't get me started on the buddhists..

They're just sitting in their monastries thinking about nothing.

It's funny how the world works...