After living on a desert island by eating grass and tiny fish, I was captured by midget slavers, but escaped by summoning a magical oversized T-rex and a magical oversized armadillo. They escaped my control and ravaged Los Angeles until I realized they just wanted their payment: LSD and mescaline. We tripped together for a while, then the midgets reappeared and with our powers combined we stomped on them.

It must have some sort of occult significance...

This post has been edited by Vilhjalmr: May 25 2009, 05:02 PM