A man walks into a bar and puts his bag on the bar counter. After a while, the barman comes over and asks the man what he would like. Without a word, the man reaches in his bag and pulls out a mini grand piano. He then reaches in his bag and pulls out a mini piano seat. Finally he reaches in his bag and pulls out a foot high man who then almost immediatly goes to the piano and starts playing incredible music.
The barman stood impressed. "Mate, that is bloody awesome. Where did you get that?"
The man reaches in his bag for the last time and pulls out a lamp. "Rub this," he said.
The barman grabs the lamp and furiously rubs it. With a blinding flash, a beautiful genie appears out of nowhere. "I am the genie of the lamp," she says, "and able to grant you one wish."
Excitedly, the barman makes a wish, "I wish that I had a million bucks!"
For a short while, nothing happened. Then a small yellow duck enters the bar. And another one. And one more. After fifteen minutes, the whole bar is full of ducks. But they just keep on coming. The barman says to the man who had given him the lamp, "I think your genie is a bit deaf. I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks."
The man responded, "Your telling me. Who would want a 12-inch pianist?"

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