I had this dream where I was tranported to this surreal, seemingly demonic world. I find myself in this arcaic temple complex where I and this faceless person meet. We are hear to wake some kind of mechanoid man that will signal the end of the world as we know it and reign in the new age of mankind. We are then in this room with a large sphere in the middle. This thing is about as tall as I am, so maybe 5-6' tall. Its made of a class like substance and glows orange. When I look into it I can see that it contains an image of the world. The sphere is of our world. Whats really significant about this strange sphere is that it not only has the continents and major city dimmly lit up, but it also depicts clouds. My counter part pokes the sphere towards the north in Russia and the clouds begin to swirl. He tell me he thinks that by changing the clouds on this side of the planet the other side would be affected to. For some reason I seem to understand how this device works better than he does and tell him that by poking where he did he altered the atmospheric preasure of that region in the world. While it would have a subtle impact on the rest of the world, the major weather patterns were determined by the air preasures of a given area. It seems this sphere has the ability to alter weather patterns on Earth.

So we tweaked with this thing for causing a massive build up of air preasure around the equator of this sphere. We then leave the room and enter another. This one is sort of like something out of Frankinstine. We move over to this levels and begin working them and the mechanoid man is woken up.

Suddenly the dream changes. Now I am in a pick up with a male and female friend and we are driving on some country road at night time. I am thoroughly stoned some how have this feeling that these guys were going to shoot me and leave me in the desert. That never happens. My friend tells me we have to this town called Windsor "to pick up a f%*!". The cool thing about car rides in dreams is they only last for a few seconds.

Now we're inside this house, modest in size. Its pretty dark and has a huge living room. It seems that somebody really is getting laid in the house as I can hear somebody having sex. I look into the kitchen and an other friend of mine has this woman bent over a counter and he's really enjoying and even asks me if I want to cop a feel. I tell him that was too stoned to get it on with her and he tries to get me to anyways and I refuse. Really I'm just thinking I don't want sloppy seconds, even though my friend was wearing a pink condom.

So they stop getting it on and this girl is magically dressed and asks if we want to watch a movie. We are all like ok. And so now the four of us are on this couch in front of a big screen tv. This woman tells us to put in a movie called "Blood and Poland", no its not a real movie, not that I know of anyway.

So the friend I originally came with puts in the DVD. Now this is the crazy part - the opening scene is of a bunch of naked guys who seem like they're all ready to run a nake mile. Litterally these guys are all wearing running shoes and are jogging in place as though they are about to compete in a race. The strange woman says these guys are all between 3" - 10", pressumably she's taking about this size of their dicks. Yet comically all the guys are just enormous. One guy has a penis thats like pringles can. Then I notice this other guy who's dick is just so bigit practically comes up to his own mouth. What comes to mind is the myth about the trickster Winnebago who's penis was so large he had to carry it over his shoulder. And keep in mind these guys are all errect and jogging place, their genitals follow the laws of physics here. Somewhere I get it in my head "they are running after pussy". But at this point I'm just bewildered and am just laughing to hard to stay asleep and I woke, actually laughing.

Sorry to draw out so much detail here but I am actually curious about what you guys might think the mystical sphere, what "Blood and Poland", and trickster archetype all mean. Sometimes I think my sub-concsious just has a perverted sense of humor. And actually I do have a dirty mind. Really this dream was pretty tame compared to what normally dream about (IMG:style_emoticons/default/banana.gif) <--- had to throw in that obnoxious banana, just for good measure.