You Know You're A Magic Fanatic When..., Tongue-in-cheek! Add some of your own! Options

As I say, a tongue-in-cheek topic. Still, pretty much all of them are things that I have actually done at some time or another. No wonder my non-magical associates think I am a little bit odd!

So, you know you are magical fanatic when:

- Your idea of light bedside reading is a book of correspondence tables.
- There are periods when you are on speaking terms with more Gods than people.
- Soap operas leave you cold, but you constantly find yourself shouting at supernatural teen TV shows for getting the occult details wrong.
- You get back from the supermarket and unpack your groceries to find that whilst the various entities that live with you are going to be well fed for the next few days, you forgot to buy anything for yourself.
- You've given up on the idea of home-decor. Almost every item you own has some kind of magical significance.
- You blow off a hot date, giving the placement of the planetary hours as your reason.
- You are accustomed to referring to your living room as, "The Temple".

It is generally at times like those that you realise a magic holiday might be on the cards!

What others are you occasionally guilty of?

Edit: Edited for a grammar error I spotted. The ones I didn't spot you'll have to live with!

This post has been edited by J*S: May 16 2007, 01:44 AM

What others are you occasionally guilty of?

You make energy balls while using the toilet when stuck without any reading material.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/blush2.gif)

You know you are a magical fanatic when...

You actually LIKE things that go bump in the night
Candles take up as much space as food in the refrigerator
You carry a lighter but you don't smoke
All the dolls in your doll collection have pins in them or their mouths sewn shut, etc.
You have the strangest potted plants in the neighborhood
Your address book contains mostly the numbers and addresses of occult establishments
All your pets have magical names that no one can pronouce except you
You go on nature walks and you bring home animal bones, thorny branches, large sticks for staffs, and leaves/rocks/shells with occult symbolism naturally formed on them from Mother Nature
A store clerk, after dealing with a bunch of angry customers, frustratingly says "Is it a full moon?"--and you know the answer
Dancing naked in front of a fire is normal camping out

You might be a magick fanatic if...

- Your woredrobe consists only of clothes used for cerimonial purposes.
- You know the magickal correspondances of the cooking spices and oils in your cuboard
- You have a copy of Liber Null next to the toilet.
- You own a small library of occult or religious books.
- You publish your own occult newspaper.
- You actually try to sell your newspaper to major publications.
- Any jewlry you buy for your hubby has occult designs or meaning.
- You cast spells on any such jewlry to make them more 'special'.
- You cast more than 5 major spells a day.
- You walk your dragon more than your pet dog.
- You enjoy sex with magickal entities more than with actual people.
- Your idea of cleaning up your room is a LBRP.
- Your idea of cleanig up the house is a GBRP.
- You insist on people refering to you by your magickal name.
- You told a doctor your magick is better than his.
- You threatened to curse a judge over a parking ticket.
- Your athame is in the droar with the other knives.
- You use a penticle as a cup holder when its not in ritual use.
- You really do ride a broom to the store for some milk.
- You know how to speak and write in at least three different occult languages.
- Your hubby broke up with you because you spent more time with magickal beings than with him/her.

and thats probably enough.