Wood Entity Capture On Ebay? Options

I was browing ebay for a wood lathe machine, when I came across a picture of block of wood being sold as a turning blank. Interesting grain pattern, the colors reminded me of a painting I saw before with George Washington at the signing of the Constitution. I brought it to Photoshop to examine it. It clearly has a arms, legs, eyes, mouth, maybe a coat. Although it could just be a coincidence.

Here's the link before it ends.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ambrosia-Maple-Wood-Bo...1QQcmdZViewItem

Hmm... one of my inner selves termed it as "Reasonance Wood", supposedly corresponding with anyone that views it. It has a mal-formed consciousness for now, but that will develop fully soon.

Oh well, just another one of my typing/speaking without thinking periods...