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Horns, hooves, tails, talons, tentacles and massive testicals, what could these beasts really be? It's known that many children are spooked into believing that 'goat men' have something to do with the Devil. But there are legends of the satyr race that speak of them being songful, gentle, loving, and proud guardians of the forest. Always searching for beautiful women, spying on them from the bushes, timid to approach them. Hah! But then there are the legends of the satyr that speak of a man, just an astronaut, who traveled out to the planet Saturn to set up a methane refinery to become a fuel junction in interstellar travel. When it was discovered that you can ride planets and gain access points to low resistance gravities, in those days, men were still living on Mars. But the Satyr, who lived inside of Saturn, did not agree with this. A terrible war broke out, and that one man destroyed the Satyr WarShip with pure holy psionics.

But there are many conflicting stories. Some say that the Greys come from Mars, but they are an entirely different sort of being than a Satyr, I have heard and seen a picture that they have an alien skeleton.

The Satyr are supposedly a race who call themselves The Satan. They own the Earth, because they eventually took it in battle. But there are other races in the galaxy... and in other galaxies. So they kind of are actually The Devil. They enjoy making scum porno out of young human women, lying to gain control or power, abusing resources, limiting technology, creating whoredoms and magickal devildoms, and causing people to commit suicide.

So that's what I know about it. Not much point is there?

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Brainwaver   Satyrs   Oct 2 2009, 09:12 PM
Xenomancer   http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e...   Oct 3 2009, 12:45 AM
Goibniu   I've never heard of satyrs being from outer sp...   Oct 3 2009, 10:18 PM
esoterica   "the Battlestar Galactica first encountered a...   Oct 5 2009, 08:05 AM
valkyrie   WoW. i don't know if you're trying to be a...   Oct 5 2009, 11:51 AM
Brainwaver   Well, I don't know much about Pan, just what I...   Oct 7 2009, 08:52 PM
xXDaemonReignXx   wow I have stumbled into a Chaos magicians headspa...   Oct 8 2009, 03:00 AM
Brainwaver   Blessed is the Holy Chaos. Ever as the light of m...   Oct 8 2009, 03:53 AM
xXDaemonReignXx   Ahem... Verbal diarrhea :horse: HAHAHAHAHA XD   Oct 8 2009, 05:14 AM
esoterica   >>>really good TMNT comic snork! da...   Oct 8 2009, 10:15 AM
Dancing Coyote   This is so dumb, and no it's not chaos magic. ...   Oct 8 2009, 05:06 PM
xXDaemonReignXx   I think he is in love with himself.   Oct 8 2009, 10:17 PM
esoterica   >>It's just dumb. agreed, so what's...   Oct 9 2009, 09:26 AM
xXDaemonReignXx   you shouldn't do that. I have been feeling rea...   Oct 9 2009, 12:44 PM
esoterica   you are not food, as you have a brain, and i am a ...   Oct 9 2009, 01:14 PM
Dancing Coyote   you are not food, as you have a brain, and i am a...   Oct 9 2009, 02:02 PM
Brainwaver   Geeze, no wonder my hair looks like a DBZ or video...   Oct 9 2009, 07:46 PM
xXDaemonReignXx   Yeah it could be that I have just had my swine flu...   Oct 9 2009, 07:46 PM
Brainwaver   Well, I've decided to make a daily ritual of i...   Oct 9 2009, 09:11 PM
Dancing Coyote   Well, I've decided to make a daily ritual of ...   Oct 10 2009, 12:15 AM
xXDaemonReignXx   BWAHAHAHAHAHA :D   Oct 9 2009, 09:46 PM
Ethereal Sight   I'm confused as to how an astronaut landed on ...   Aug 25 2010, 02:13 AM
kaboom13   God, trolls are delicious   Aug 25 2010, 03:33 AM
Ethereal Sight   God, trolls are delicious Indeed... so very yumm...   Aug 25 2010, 05:22 AM
Xenomancer   http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3WR0Ht8c2e4/SkDqIx0iS1I/...   Aug 25 2010, 10:45 AM
Vilhjalmr   Edited offensive image -Goibniu-   Aug 25 2010, 09:12 PM
Ethereal Sight   Edited quoted offensive image -Goibniu- Okay, just...   Aug 25 2010, 09:33 PM
Vilhjalmr   Okay, just no. No. Over the line. http://cdn1....   Aug 26 2010, 01:54 PM
Ethereal Sight   http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/051/262/origin...   Aug 26 2010, 04:41 PM
Vilhjalmr   I don't see anything racist on a reversal of a...   Aug 26 2010, 06:52 PM
monkman418   This may need to be moved to "fight club....   Aug 26 2010, 09:14 PM
Ethereal Sight   I don't see anything racist on a reversal of ...   Aug 26 2010, 09:54 PM
Ethereal Sight   You, sir, are a horrible person, through and thro...   Aug 26 2010, 10:07 PM
Vilhjalmr   Maybe you are unfamiliar with the original, which ...   Aug 26 2010, 09:44 PM
monkman418   It's also interesting you all seem to assume ...   Aug 26 2010, 09:59 PM
Vilhjalmr   You, sir, are a horrible person, through and thro...   Aug 26 2010, 09:57 PM
Ethereal Sight   Jesus! Has anyone really been far as decided ...   Aug 26 2010, 09:59 PM
monkman418   That made NO SENSE AT ALL. Clearly the connotati...   Aug 26 2010, 10:23 PM
Vilhjalmr   I apologize for this - it was way over the line. ...   Aug 26 2010, 10:10 PM
Ethereal Sight   Hooray, no more fighting :biggrin: :peace: :re...   Aug 26 2010, 10:13 PM
monkman418   Assuming I need educating on what the "n-wor...   Aug 26 2010, 10:15 PM
☞Tomber☜   We are all some form of magicians here. These thin...   Aug 26 2010, 10:23 PM
Ethereal Sight   We are all some form of magicians here. These thi...   Aug 26 2010, 10:35 PM
monkman418   At least we haven't cursed each other or anyt...   Aug 26 2010, 10:45 PM
Ethereal Sight   Ok, I THINK I undid that...but I guess we'll ...   Aug 26 2010, 10:52 PM
monkman418   Um, you MUST be joking... That's for me to ...   Aug 26 2010, 11:34 PM
Vilhjalmr   We are all some form of magicians here. These thi...   Aug 26 2010, 10:39 PM
Vilhjalmr   That's for me to know and for you to find out...   Aug 26 2010, 11:36 PM
monkman418   Translation: "I'm not joking >____...   Aug 26 2010, 11:49 PM
Goibniu   Ok folks I edited out the image containing the dr...   Aug 28 2010, 01:31 AM
Vilhjalmr   http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2034/1238561028...   Aug 30 2010, 11:53 PM

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