Good day to you all! I am Matthew the Great. (IMG: style_emoticons/default/worthy.gif) I come in peace. I never signed the lease on this fleshy thing I am typing with! I like to rhyme and commit consciousness crimes. I walk many paths, mostly whichever best suits the situation. Your boundaries are my boundaries, unless I feel up to causing some mischeif. I mostly enjoy a good hearty laugh. (IMG: style_emoticons/default/00000008.gif) (IMG: style_emoticons/default/uglyhammer.gif) (IMG: style_emoticons/default/roflmao.gif) (IMG: style_emoticons/default/snstgs7.gif)
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From now on, in flaunting my vanity, I expect all and every person, while addressing one, me, to, out of respect, state all names here-in stated : m-lo, mat-chew (no one wants to chew on a full carpet,) previously-referred-to-as-matt, matthew the great. In text, one must remember not to capitalize any letters, as to su...ggest his, my own, humility. To do so would be blasphemy!
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