Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:

Taoism : Shit Happens.
Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.
Islam : If shit happens it is the will of Allah
Protestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism : This shit happened before.
Catholicism : Shit happens cuz you are bad.
Hare Krishna : Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. evangelism : Send more shit.
Atheism : NO shit!
Jehovah's witness : Knock Knock Shit happens.
Hedonism : There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science : Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism : What is shit anyway?
Stoicism : This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianinsm : Let's smoke this shit.