Aleister Crowley and his secretary Israel Regardie went on a pilgrimage to Egypt. After wandering the desert for several days they come across an encampment of French legionaires. After dinner with the commandant Regardie asks them how long they have been there and the commandant informs him that they have been stationed there for over a year. To which Crowley asks well.. what do do you do about sex? The commandant nonchallantly states.... well we have a camel out behind the latrines tents. A couple of days go by and Regardie gets ready for afternoon tea and can't find Aleister. He looks everywhere but can't find him. Finally after involving the commandant in the search they hear some gunting coming from behind the latrine tents. On investigating the noise they discover Aleister on a ladder in back of the camel having sex with it as hard as he can go. After a long loud orgasm Crowley wipes himself off, climbs down and walks over to the commandant. "Is that how you guys do it?" he asks. "Well" responded the commandant.. "usually we just ride it into town and hire a prostitute... but if thats what your into.. have at it all you want."
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