Satyrs, heh Options

Horns, hooves, tails, talons, tentacles and massive testicals, what could these beasts really be? It's known that many children are spooked into believing that 'goat men' have something to do with the Devil. But there are legends of the satyr race that speak of them being songful, gentle, loving, and proud guardians of the forest. Always searching for beautiful women, spying on them from the bushes, timid to approach them. Hah! But then there are the legends of the satyr that speak of a man, just an astronaut, who traveled out to the planet Saturn to set up a methane refinery to become a fuel junction in interstellar travel. When it was discovered that you can ride planets and gain access points to low resistance gravities, in those days, men were still living on Mars. But the Satyr, who lived inside of Saturn, did not agree with this. A terrible war broke out, and that one man destroyed the Satyr WarShip with pure holy psionics.

But there are many conflicting stories. Some say that the Greys come from Mars, but they are an entirely different sort of being than a Satyr, I have heard and seen a picture that they have an alien skeleton.

The Satyr are supposedly a race who call themselves The Satan. They own the Earth, because they eventually took it in battle. But there are other races in the galaxy... and in other galaxies. So they kind of are actually The Devil. They enjoy making scum porno out of young human women, lying to gain control or power, abusing resources, limiting technology, creating whoredoms and magickal devildoms, and causing people to commit suicide.

So that's what I know about it. Not much point is there?

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I've never heard of satyrs being from outer space. I've only heard of them from Greco-Roman mythology. Pan of course was given a much bigger role in mythology by the Romantics during the 19th and early 20th century--after they sanitized him a bit. Satyrs and fauns tend to be thought of as nature spirits or supernatural creatures. They have generally been portrayed as being horny old goats though. We agree on that.

"the Battlestar Galactica first encountered a Satyr warship at a crash site"

and no, fauna do not have tentacles





This post has been edited by esoterica: Oct 5 2009, 08:08 AM

WoW. i don't know if you're trying to be antagonistic or just plain funny or what...but its working; you got my 'goat'. For my experience with Satyrs, they are neither evil nor dominating. I have no freakin' clue where you got that kind of information.

And what about Pan? God of the forest...please don't tell me HES an alien out to make porn and shit on everyone....cuz that would only get a nice long chuckle out of him.

Well, I don't know much about Pan, just what I've read from Crowley, and that ain't much. Can you visualize and focus Pan? I seen in one really good TMNT comic, the original Eastman and Laird, where there was a Tower Of Fables of some kind, not sure if I've got that right. But I like to take that book out and read it from time to time, it never ceases to inspire a tear in my eye. There was Pan, and only those who believed in him could make him come back to life. It really said a lot about calling souls and beings. And Loki, trying to take over, casting his dark magick and summoning beasts from the farthest depths of Hell. And of course, the Turtles stopped him. But it was said, one day, they too, shall have a place to sit within the Tower Of Fables.

But satyrs are not like that, trust what i am saying. If you do not trust it, then why have faith in anything else, for I well know that satyrs are alive, even as God Is Alive. A race of devils, this is how the confusing and perplexing Christian Images have made them appear to be. But they have not fathomed the true Devil, whom I believe is a Sephiroth, or, a Medusa. Having had the utmost personal experience with the satyr race, I know that they are loving, kind, obedient to authority, poetic, philosophical, scientific! Brilliant, lovers of women, and of wine, of song and dance and the rhthym of the battle. Perhaps, long ago, a race of warriors, much like you would expect to see the Klingons in Star Trek. A race that has phenomenal magick power and capacity for spiritual existence.

One time, several years ago, I had seen a statue in Poland. It was at an old church, near a castle, and the statue was of Jesus Christ. This image of Christ had a satanic tail wrapping around him, and every indication that it was coming from Christ. Around him, there were little fairy like beings, if I am not mistaken. And he was robed in pale blue, and appearing much like a Christ taking a moment to talk to God. Is it possible that Christ was actually a satyr who developed arcane magickal abilities? Or did Christ have a purely technological and medical take on the healings? I suppose in asking, one shows their true expressions of faith, but I do believe in miracles, of course, I've experienced real ones that are not just 'delusions of life in reality'. People who think that it's got to be some kind of 'logical scientific reality' aren't even looking at the real potentials. But anyway, could Christ have been a member of the satan race? I've heard that since the days of Atlantis, there are only thirteen satyrs at a time ever on the Earth, their mission is to keep their tentacle and balls and reproduce, and recreate the satyr race on the Earth. Of course, being satyrs, people think that they don't actually deserve 'their horns' or any horns, and they cut, grind, and pretty mutiliate them until they resemble something like a human being. Then, they extract as much magickal knowledge and language and song out of them, torturing them in hidden villages while their skulls are prepared for trophies. It's a sad life, but a conquest more surely to be handed over in justice to the true victor who liveth for the supreme reality.

wow I have stumbled into a Chaos magicians headspace. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
with aliens and satyrs and the devil and pan all in one. hows that working out for you dude?
couldnt tell if he was joking or of for real hahahah (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
you are an interesting fellow bwahahahaha

Blessed is the Holy Chaos. Ever as the light of mind. True self and the knowing of perfection, control in harnessed most sublime. Where rectified due saints in prayer, manifest this holy spirit, ever unto justice by the knowing of soul's power. There by blessed harmony, the union is in the mind's wake, for balanced is the harmony, a resistance and the rub of knowledge. There by granted peace in favor's force unto the self, the taking of good passion when the freshness is duly thus. That by the rapid quickening, of mind unto beyonder worlds, the haven is not misery, never a suffering into self's defeat. It craves but one thing, that the will of god be proven true, in eternity or what time may be given us, living in the perfection of the deity of choice. And if a satyr should say to you, "Grievance lost unto pleasure." then a world of peace becomes without perversion of a letter, given fortune in the blessings of a will harmonized unto all good hearts. We may empower evil, but how much more our love, yielded like a trespass forgiven, that we roameth upon the Earth. A way to show the tidings fair and creed most often sought, that there by force of thought we crave not, not even unto what we may in moment's when the life is livid. Ever livid!! Animated like the shadow in the opening, like the cool caress of autumn's breath, not fading into derision, but breathed, and loved for more than season's jest. A pantering of simple thoughts, not petty but affixed, with a seal drenched in the blood of the dragon!!! With the blood of the woman, robed in flesh of her own children, wicked and slaving upon the heels of the Titan, a work of hard struggle, drenched with the seals of the blood within the heart of knowing treasons. There by faded contentment, the dripping of the slackened eye, the tears where truth can not touch a word, not boast of it's courage, for it is depleted. Like a river of the greatest diamond, the sparkling waters of the light fathomed but in delicate trance where the world knoweth not our mental form. The trance in delicate, summoned to the throe of the fore.

Ahem...

Verbal diarrhea (IMG:style_emoticons/default/horse.gif)

HAHAHAHAHA XD

>>>really good TMNT comic

snork! damn near spewed coffee all over my laptop at that one!

verbal diarrhea indeed, but i haven't needed to eat physical food in a week! - so much ego, so much energy, and oh so open

snack strong! ™

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This post has been edited by esoterica: Oct 8 2009, 11:11 AM

This is so dumb, and no it's not chaos magic. It's just dumb.

I think he is in love with himself.

>>It's just dumb.

agreed, so what's the problem? - what do expect from a snot-nosed bored kid with access to a computer while drunk off his ass - he's a great vamp source, but so many feeding off him now its difficult to get a bite in edgewise lol - as for ethics, yes i let him know he was being vamped to hell and back, and he didn't seem to care - i could probably live a year on just that ego alone, if it wasn't being ransacked by others with far less table manners! - if he keeps on wanting to play, i'll play

you shouldn't do that. I have been feeling really tired and lethargic lately. Maybe you are getting some of us too.
I don't care about him but I do believe in the Occult and I need my energy to live. maybe it was too general you may be getting other people on the forum.
please stop right away.

you are not food, as you have a brain, and i am a very tidy eater, so there's no spillover from me
it could be others though, there are a bunch around that have no ethics, or even morals to speak of
you really should be shielding or at least do some banishing, and have some sort of protective whatever
check out the lbrp, etc, and protection from vamping like a hatpin or a thorn from a hawthorn, acacia or cactus

This post has been edited by esoterica: Oct 9 2009, 01:21 PM

you are not food, as you have a brain, and i am a very tidy eater, so there's no spillover from me
it could be others though, there are a bunch around that have no ethics, or even morals to speak of
you really should be shielding or at least do some banishing, and have some sort of protective whatever
check out the lbrp, etc, and protection from vamping like a hatpin or a thorn from a hawthorn, acacia or cactus

nom nom nom. My table manners are direct. My mantras are "yuck" and "yum"

I say "yuck" here because: "you are what you eat"?

This post has been edited by Dancing Coyote: Oct 9 2009, 02:11 PM

Geeze, no wonder my hair looks like a DBZ or video game character. I know how to stop it, you just wash your hair with salt water and that distorts everything good enough with all the electrical disruptions and stuff. I remember when I was just a kid, I kept telling the Menace, "You want a resurrection or not!! Yeah!! You got god's balls comin after me!! Like a dragon knight with a spear coming out both ways, you ain't seen magick till you let me be in peace!! Peace!!" But they don't listen, instead, they try and work it so my black spells are redirected into my own heart, I can feel it when I'm casting against them. But the whole faith thing works good too. You shouldn't feed off of people, you should worship god and feed directly from the source, it's much cleaner and more potent.

Yeah it could be that I have just had my swine flu vaccination and Hep A/B vaccination that my body is tired from creating immunities. also in astrology this month I'm supposed to be tired and should rest more.
But I cant rule out the possibility of astral feeding so its not my fault for being overly safe (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif).

Well, I've decided to make a daily ritual of it. Anyone feeding from me gets their aura shred to shit with my immense gravity. No more games, it's time. It's like I've told Priss, "You want my soul you'll take it." So here I am. Survived what I did cuz of, faith and the future's light. Now, any of you just recently feel a pull, or something like a dizziness, that's me taking it back, and I Will. I'll absorb this whole god damn if I have to, just to get my peace. I'm not fighting the war anymore, you've got your freak shows and your sex cult corporations, I'm done dealing with this swine BS. Make it a good one, and if you learn the real way, from someone other than me, bless them, don't screw around cuz I've had enough of my time being wasted.

As for satyrs, yeah, ok, they are real, they have magick that humans don't. But you wanna go on and on about psi vampirism, I was a necro once, I can do it too. And I will. So you just watch yourself around me. I'm far too lonely and desperate to care about this bs anymore, I just want to be with my women.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Well, I've decided to make a daily ritual of it. Anyone feeding from me gets their aura shred to shit with my immense gravity. No more games, it's time. It's like I've told Priss, "You want my soul you'll take it." So here I am. Survived what I did cuz of, faith and the future's light. Now, any of you just recently feel a pull, or something like a dizziness, that's me taking it back, and I Will. I'll absorb this whole god damn if I have to, just to get my peace. I'm not fighting the war anymore, you've got your freak shows and your sex cult corporations, I'm done dealing with this swine BS. Make it a good one, and if you learn the real way, from someone other than me, bless them, don't screw around cuz I've had enough of my time being wasted.

As for satyrs, yeah, ok, they are real, they have magick that humans don't. But you wanna go on and on about psi vampirism, I was a necro once, I can do it too. And I will. So you just watch yourself around me. I'm far too lonely and desperate to care about this bs anymore, I just want to be with my women.

"Yuck"

He is cute though. Coyote with anime hair, I lol'd.

I'm confused as to how an astronaut landed on a gas giant and built something there. And how Satyrs were living inside of it. Satan comes from Shaydan, the Arabic word for the devil and has nothing to do with Satyrs. There is no record of Satyrs calling themselves that in all of Greek Mythology. They own the earth because they're Pan's people.

God, trolls are delicious

God, trolls are delicious

Indeed... so very yummy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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Okay, just no. No. Over the line.

This post has been edited by Goibniu: Aug 28 2010, 01:21 AM

Okay, just no. No. Over the line.

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Bitches don't know that racism isn't free speech, it's being an a$%*#!*.

Seriously, somebody suspend this idiot!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rant.gif)

I don't see anything racist on a reversal of a well-known picture related to one Xenomancer posted. Like I said in response to your PM, I'm sorry if it offended you. I suggest you stay to well-regulated corners of the Internet if you get so worked up about this!