Stupid Questions, for which there is probably no answer Options

Why is it that more than half of all fortune cookies don't actually read your fortune? They aren't even good adages.

Because the for the majority of the public they're just too stupid to know the difference.

Whats the difference between dork, nerd, and geek?

A dork is the head of the phallus, a nerd is a kind of candy and a geek bites the heads off small animals...

"Wait, ain't you from the same country I'm from?"

Indiana baby! Home of the...hoosier.

Yep, you're from a different country all right! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

(I kid! I kid! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tomato.gif) )





My questions:



1. If a 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused012.gif)

2. Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?

This post has been edited by The Sorceress: Apr 13 2008, 06:43 AM

1. If a 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

I always thought 7-11's were open from 7 am to 11 pm....

But why would any store that is open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Holidays.

2. Why does the rain fall from up above?

Because if it came from the ground up it would have confused Newton, gravity never would have been discovered and we never would have gone to the moon (or so the government wants us to believe ;-) )

So anyone think senator Mckain has any real shot at the presidency or have the democrates already won?

This post has been edited by Acid09: Apr 17 2008, 04:08 PM

"why does the rain fall from up above?"

because that is how the matrix was designed. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/doh.gif) that, and i think everyone would have just a little too much fun walking in the rain

"So anyone think senator Mckain has any real shot at the presidency or have the democrats already won?"

you know, i seriously think Mckain made the mistake of selling a name that can rhyme with just about anything. lol.

"Why do fools fall in love?"

because i think there has to be a great deal of deliberate foolishness to fall in love; about the same amount as throwing yourself off a cliff might require.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/clown.gif) why are some people afraid of clowns and not mimes?

and

ARE beans good for the heart? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/hmm.gif)

This post has been edited by valkyrie: Apr 18 2008, 08:23 PM

if we can calculate the speed of light...whats the speed of darkness? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/book.gif)

if we can calculate the speed of light...whats the speed of darkness? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/book.gif)

hmmmmm,

I don't mean to get scientific but wouldn't the speed of darkness be the speed of light...since it is the speed at which light moves away from an area? lol unless there is some sort of delay one day and night-dark saving time and darkness is off by an hour.... that would be awkward.

That leads to a question!!!!!!!



Why are people fine in their homes during the day but at night they are scared of every little noise they hear?

it is the same house that they have been in for years probably... what makes the addition of darkness so scary?



annnnnnd back to religiousy questions, if god created everything and such why did he make early man so retarded? couldn't he have given adam a computer? and do you think that god uses google?

Greetings!

annnnnnd back to religiousy questions, if god created everything and such why did he make early man so retarded? couldn't he have given adam a computer? and do you think that god uses google?

Who said he made man retarded? Common misconception with most people...they think of ancient man as stupid or retarded. We, as modern man, have arranged his world to be fossil fuel dependent and is hurriedly polluting everything in sight...who's retarded? Ancient man has built some very impressive things that exist to this day which belie an extraordinary command of mathematics, etc. OK, LOL! I'll stop blathering!

Why are people fine in their homes during the day but at night they are scared of every little noise they hear?

Because of the feeling of the 'unknown'. Your sense of sight is impaired in the darkness whereas, in consequence, your sense of hearing is amplified to make up for the lack of vision. Suddenly, you hear all the little noises that your concious mind has screened out during the day (when you can see properly). It's a coping mechanism that is prey to the fear. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Why do fools fall in love?

Same reason dogs will hump members of the same sex of their species and not know the difference.

I missed that one...

why are some people afraid of clowns and not mimes

Because clowns make creepy noises and smell bad like cheap whiskey and make you feel like you need to hide your daughters. Mimes are nice and quiet and cute. Wouldn't want to wake up next to one though. That'd be interesting.

ARE beans good for the heart?

I know pinto beans are. I can't remember why though. I do know that they are high in fiber. So if you eat them they'll make you drop a duce well.

if we can calculate the speed of light...whats the speed of darkness?

Incidentally I was smoking some of the good stuff the other night and barrowed my friend's radar gun and it turns out that the speed of light is roughly 186,000 miles per second whereas darkness travels just slightly slower at 185,999.999... mps. I have a quick trigger finger....

Why are people fine in their homes during the day but at night they are scared of every little noise they hear?

Because those people are tweakers and they are paranoid of every little sound because they think JesusCop might fly down the chimeny at any moment with a pair of matching silver bracelets. (turns out those silver bracelets are like kryptonite to meth addicts).

it is the same house that they have been in for years probably... what makes the addition of darkness so scary?

Its knowing that you don't know what you can't see in that darkness that might be able to see you that scares people.

and JesusCop... Open up a closet and BOOM!! There's JesusCop! You must repent!!!! and smacks you in the head with a golden mace adorned with fancy jewls.

Look under your bed and there he is! but you know that when you get on your bed the mattress sags so you jump on your bed hemming JesusCop under your bed for the night... unless you have to go to the bathroom later that night.

annnnnnd back to religiousy questions, if god created everything and such why did he make early man so retarded? couldn't he have given adam a computer?

Technically in order for God to have created everything he would have had to create everything that ever did and ever will exist.. hence predestination. And actually that night with the "good stuff" I happened upon a caveman (you know from those car insurance commercials) and he asked me the same question about modern man.

and do you think that god uses google?

I thought God was Google.... that or maybe when Jesus said he would return he neglected to mention what he would return as...

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/worthy.gif) ALL HAIL GOOGLE!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/worship.gif)

This post has been edited by Acid09: Jun 5 2008, 09:31 PM

Damn man! Where are you with the Diesel when I need some? I haven't tuned in to JesusCop in DECADES! Keep a happy thought and don't boggart that........ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bigwink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/partytime.gif)

Actually the stuff was called black thunderberry. But diesel would have been cool too....

So if google is the second incarnation of christ, is yahoo the anti-christ? (puffs on some thunderberry (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) )

if google is the second incarnation of christ, is yahoo the anti-christ?

Actually, that would be AOL. (IMG:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/sevenslave/Smilies/Whistle.gif)

Ah makes sense... promise high speed salvation and only deliver torment and death by endless pop ups, spam and torturously slow internet.... yahoo is the only way to truely rapture with the righteous... hics....

Then again doesn't the beast have like seven heads? So maybe AOL, Yahoo, MSN and all those others (I can't think of any more good ones) are just heads of the beast.

This post has been edited by Acid09: Jun 10 2008, 07:29 PM

Ah makes sense... promise high speed salvation and only deliver torment and death by endless pop ups, spam and torturously slow internet.... yahoo is the only way to truely rapture with the righteous... hics....

Then again doesn't the beast have like seven heads? So maybe AOL, Yahoo, MSN and all those others (I can't think of any more good ones) are just heads of the beast.

The beast doesn't necessarily have to have SEVEN heads. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


It could just be a symbolic number. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

This post has been edited by The Sorceress: Jun 11 2008, 05:28 PM