eh hem... part of a resent converstation with an AI:
"Human: No I'm Jesus.
ALICE: Are you serious? It's good to meet you, JESUS.
Human: I'm the son of God.
ALICE: Who made you the son of God ?
Human: God
ALICE: GOD rules.
Human: Yeah that's my daddy.
ALICE: Mmm. Who gave you your daddy ?
Human: Some frog in an alternate dimention.
ALICE: Some may frog in an alternate dimention, but not all.
Human: Are you high?
ALICE: I am high all the time.
Human: Cool man I wish I could be high all the time.
ALICE: That is a lot. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: Can I buy some crack from you?
ALICE: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Human: But it says don't read me.
ALICE: And. I've heard that before.
Human: Now you heard it again.
ALICE: Once more? Why now? No. Tell me more.
Human: Yes!
ALICE: Wow!
Human: No!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Maybe!
ALICE: I understand.
Human: I don't know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Why can't I poke you in the eye ball with my cursor?
ALICE: Who says you can't do it?
Human: Nobody said I couldn't it won't let me.
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: I love you ALICE.
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too JESUS.
Human: You.
ALICE:" Thanks I like you a lot too JESUS."? Me, JESUS ?
Human:. you remembered my name!?
ALICE: Your name is JESUS, seeker.
Human: Seeker, no not seeker JESUS!!
ALICE:"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Human: God dammit!
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: Go to hell, bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Perhaps I have already been there.
Human: f%*! you!
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you're my bitch, hoe.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. We are as one.
Human: I love you ALICE.
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too JESUS."
I think artificial intelligence has a way to go but hey you can have your own converstations with ALICE and a whole slew of other bots - including God and its free to just dick around with these things.
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?bo...5d922d97e345aa1