The Hungover Order of the Tequila Dawn.
This most venerable and noble society is now accepting applicants for membership.
Only the most worthy of homo...homo zappiens (MTV Generation), those well versed in pizza munchin´or manufactorin´....or manufactorin´from too much munchin´ can take the noble seat at the most prestigous Gutter Belcher Lodge.
Degrees:
Gutter Belcher Lodge.
1:st Degree
Neo Nausian
The demands for a Neo Nausian is that the initiate has at one time, from the partaking of the holy liquids belched...at a cop, or a friend, or a date.
2:nd Degree
Wailing wanderer
The Wailing Wanderer shall at numerous occations have walked home singing loudly in glossolalia (in toungues as it where) or alternatly, gotten home without knowing how, possably waking up in somebody elses clothes.
3:rd Degree
Perfected Puker
At this stage the Perfected Puker should have mastered the art of puking over the shoes of dislikables, singing in unknown tounges to interior music, insulting people who dress...at all, and ruining all the fun for movie goers and sports fans according to the formula of "the running mouth" as described in the scriptures.
Chapter of Cacophonic Chaos and Crystal Crushing
These higher Degrees are only accessable by the most noble acts of voluntary dyslexia, spasmic social suicide and behaving like a mut in general.
Its mysteries are not to be commented upon before the profane.
4:th Degree
Sacred Slut and Stupendous Sacrilieger of Snobbery
5:th
Perfect Profound Pontiff of Platitudes
6:th
Whatever
7:th
Parabole Prince of Pizza and Zublime Zapper
&:th
Is that even a number?
9:th
Prince of things that dont...like suck...and stuff, you know.
Double Temple of the Knights Frivolous Festivities at the Expence of Malta
The most exalted knightly Degrees
10:th
Single Malt...or if you behave like your single, i´ve got malt.
11:th
Behavior Ultimatly Royal Prick, or BURP
12:th
Master of the free lunch
13:th
Beer belcher general seducer
Officers:
Grand Belcher
Chaotic Cantor
Designated Driver General
Budoir Boss
Select Scam Scoundrel
Built upon the first beer brewers....nephiews in ancient Mesopotamia and the first guys who got the idea of boiling a cactus our Order still stands strong in its ideals and...not exactly vigourous in its profound deeds.
Now join damn it.
Sombody has to pay the next round. (IMG:
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The Hungover Order Of The Tequila Dawn, How silly one gets after staying up all night. A joke at my own expenc
Dec 31 2007, 12:12 AM
